Nothing Says You Don’t Know Who I Am Like:
From: _________ Marketing Inc.
Subject: Help us with the Immunity Challenge for CASH and PrizesWelcome to my friends on my email Christmas card list!
You have been on my Christmas card list over the last few years (remember the Santa video?), so this card is either very later or really early.
I didn’t read any further (in fact, I only read past the first line – i.e. the dare I say classic intro – for entertainment value). But truly, when you have such intimate contact with someone, you don’t need to read their email. You can just intuit.